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IRL Pikturz? Do want.

Vanifae
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:14 pm

Re: IRL Pikturz? Do want.

firstamendme wrote:@Nika: Yes, the guy most definetely can tell. Its like trying to hump Shadowcat in phased form and then having her go all Collossus at full speed ram.

I don't get the reference, but I think I understand.
firstamendme
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:14 pm

Re: IRL Pikturz? Do want.

Snake-Aes wrote:
Nikachelle wrote:LOL really? I didn't actually know that. I just figured guys couldn't tell. Usually I'm the one going "ow, wait a sec" *readjusts*

This may be a shorter person issue though. I wonder if the area is elongated in taller people.

Controversially, I've had less issues with shorter ladies than the taller ones. Another point for me when I call them Maneuverable.



Strange, the girl I had the most trouble with was medium height (5'7FEET, YES FEET) whereas my wife has never caused that issue and she is 5'0.

Edit: I think bone structure is definetely a factor. The taller girl was very bony and skinny, whereas my wife has amazing CBH and looks like an old mayan fertility sculpture in proportions.
Nikachelle
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:15 pm

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Clearly I have IRL homework to do.
Snake-Aes
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:15 pm

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Isetnefret wrote:
LOL really? I didn't actually know that. I just figured guys couldn't tell. Usually I'm the one going "ow, wait a sec" *readjusts*

This may be a shorter person issue though. I wonder if the area is elongated in taller people.


I would guess that it has more to do with your bone structure, and the shape of your hips.

But then again, I have no clue.


Try poking a wall with your finger. Use the same amount of force as a guy thrusting during sex.

Now think about that the fact that a finger has fewer nerve endings, and is far less sensitive than a penis. True, the spongy material in a penis has more give....but when filled with blood, not as much as to not hurt.

ImageThe purpose of this device is to surprise rapists. Guess what it is designed to poke.
Isetnefret
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:15 pm

Re: IRL Pikturz? Do want.

Snake-Aes wrote:Controversially, I've had less issues with shorter ladies than the taller ones. Another point for me when I call them Maneuverable.



This.....I tend to me more attracted to women 1.67m or less.
Snake-Aes
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:16 pm

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Nikachelle wrote:Clearly I have IRL homework to do.

You could try different positions. If guys have each their own shape, and so do girls, eventually you'll find a position that fits well. It's a very personalized job though.
Nikachelle
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:17 pm

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I'd be afraid of that not sitting properly inside and then end up poking myself at inopportune times. (As if there would ever be an opportune one...)
Isetnefret
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:17 pm

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I've seen a better one that is like a female condom with barbs inside so it MUST be surgically removed from the attacker's penis.
Katie Lynn
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:18 pm

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Nikachelle wrote:
Katie Lynn wrote:
Vanifae wrote:Image


LOL. why do brunettes dye their hair blonde? It's so gross the combination of tanned skin and blonde hair...

I'm 155 cm tall and i weigh 40 Kg. Btw I eat a lot, so i'm not anorexic. So like, why do Englisch speaking people use pounds, feet and inches? 0.o


Correction: DYED blondes and tans do not match. Mostly because they tend to bleach their hair so much that it appears white, and tan so much that their skin looks orange. Ew.


Yeah, if you are a natural blonde and you get a very light tan is ok... But blondes are known by their beautiful fair skins, not worth to damage them.
Vanifae
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:18 pm

Re: IRL Pikturz? Do want.

Snake-Aes wrote:
Nikachelle wrote:Clearly I have IRL homework to do.

You could try different positions. If guys have each their own shape, and so do girls, eventually you'll find a position that fits well. It's a very personalized job though.

Yep, it's all relative.

There is more then just Missionary.
Snake-Aes
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:19 pm

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Nikachelle wrote:I'd be afraid of that not sitting properly inside and then end up poking myself at inopportune times. (As if there would ever be an opportune one...)

Just seeing that device and where it goes hurts me in the soul. If you want a pain comparison, replace it with a porcupine.

And yeah, the murdercondom is even worse. Truly a medieval contraption made true in our era.
Isetnefret
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:20 pm

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I have no problem with it.

If you think it's okay to rape women, you deserve WORSE than the murdercondom ripping out chunks of your penis.
Nikachelle
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:20 pm

Re: IRL Pikturz? Do want.

Vanifae wrote:
Snake-Aes wrote:
Nikachelle wrote:Clearly I have IRL homework to do.

You could try different positions. If guys have each their own shape, and so do girls, eventually you'll find a position that fits well. It's a very personalized job though.

Yep, it's all relative.

There is more then just Missionary.

*frowns* Somehow I've managed to give the impression that I only utilize one position during sex. This is not what I had intended.

Who the hell has sex in only one position??

Edit: I agree with Isetnefret.
Isetnefret
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:21 pm

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Image

Don't come over to my place for a party and then pass out drunk...


Also, do not question why I have a Hello Kitty blanket and Barbie pillow.......
Snake-Aes
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:22 pm

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Isetnefret wrote:I have no problem with it.

If you think it's okay to rape women, you deserve WORSE than the murdercondom ripping out chunks of your penis.

I have no problem with it either, but one can't easily not mentalize the pain.
I totally hope my girlfriends all have good memory.