Era wrote:fuzzygeek wrote:If channeling the light *hurt* the undead paladin every time they did it, it would just add to their badassery and lore, in my opinion.
This is how devoted I am, though it burn my blood and sear my soul. You think you loved the Light, Uther? Your faith is a small, simple thing. My every prayer wracks my body, my every breath bubbles with agony. And yet, I Believe.
Your conviction is cheap, Human.
That's good! I like it! Now do one for trolls and orcs too!

Trolls and orcs seem far more shaman-y to me. Not paladin material. Nor goblins, for that matter. But:
Troll: I eat the ganja mon, and the loa, he speak to me. He word be Light. The loa see all, hear all, feel all, know all. And he voice moooove me.
Orc: For too long have we toiled with our heads bowed, our faces in the dirt; for too long have we been chained to the earth with bonds of fire, water, and air. Raise your eyes up, my brothers and sisters, and see the Light. Listen to the shouts of the gods; hear the echoes of eternity. Beside that, what are the whispers of spirits? Let be the sighs of the earth. Rise up and serve the Light!
Goblin: Hey man, you have any
idea how much
money there is in this organized religion racket?
(clearly I don't know orc lore) None of these really resonate much with me the way Undead do. Must be all that high school angst bubbling to the surface.